Sailor Martin, as described by his creator and "handler", is an unspeakably vile tattooed and pierced sailor (ventriloquist dummy) who stars in some very funny video mash-ups of vintage songs and public domain films. In this hilarious short film, Sailor Martin gives us his salty version of a holiday greeting. Do you think he's a little creepy? Well, he heard you talking....

A video for a Christmas song by Sailor Martin, a pierced and tattooed sailor puppet. The song, (A Glass of) Christmas Cheer, consists of new lyrics sung over the public domain recording Too Much Mustard from 1913. The video is composed of various public domain cartoons. The song, in the meanwhile, details Sailor Martin's misapprehension that Christmas is a time of epic drunkenness.