Please help these poor attention starved women! They feel the need to take a photograph of themselves every time they go to work, go the gym or go to a night club. And, on the way to these places they very often will use that rear view mirror for one more vanity shot before they arrive. They usually don't caption their photographs – they want you to comment and praise them for how they look and what they are wearing.  This is why they do these silly pretentious photographs. Don't fall for it!

Not only do these "daily self-affirmations of loveliness" fish for compliments from whoever happens to view their posts on MySpace or Facebook, but these lonely creatures feel they must accentuate their lips by making the "Fish-Face" (aka, MySpace face). It is not a smile and it does not make the lips look any better by any means. Simply not sexy ladies. Any viewer will be instantly reminded of a pouting little child or their grandmother's wrinkling lip lines. Yuck!

One more observation about these pixel wasting pictures. There is never anybody else in these photos – they are all bad attempts at self-portraiture made at arms length. This fact makes me think that these women need some friends, or a tripod. Poor things. Please read this informative article on how you can learn To Flash the Perfect Hollywood Smile. Thanks for visiting and please come back often!

You make the "Fish-Face" I make the "Delete Your Picture Face"