Tiger Blood Is For Winners!

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TIGER: (Panthera tigris), a member of the Felidae family, is the largest of the four "big cats" in the genus Panthera. An awesome thing to be. (winning)

BLOOD: Blood is a specialized bodily fluid that delivers necessary substances to the body's cells (in animals) – such as nutrients and oxygen – and transports waste products away from those same cells. An awesome and very vital substance to have. (winning)

TIGER + BLOOD = The winning formula of winners everywhere. A generous bottle for "winners only." Try our special Formula F/A-18. This magic elixir will not work on trolls and everyday boring people. Brought to you by the winners at SheenCo. Where we always put the shine on you!



"I have a different constitution," the actor has said.
"I have a different brain; I have a different heart;
I got tiger blood, man."  ~ Carlos Estevez, Actual User



 
 Dirque du Soleil
 He's from the past, so he knows the future...
 dirque@erichatheway.com

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