A Cop Eats Some Killer Brownies
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Killer, yes, but in a different kind of way. It seems a Dearborn, Michigan police officer called 911 in a hazy panic after he and his wife ingested several tasty marijuana brownies that they had baked for themselves. The problem is, he's a police officer, and the marijuana in the brownies was pot that he had illegally confiscated from criminal suspects in the course of performing his sworn duties as a law enforcement officer.
After baking a batch of fresh brownies with some of that extra spice added, the cop and his wife proceeded to get pretty darn baked themselves by indulging in some of that chocolate gooey goodness conveniently cut into little perfect squares. Time passed, some would say really slowly, and the cop and his wife began to trip on their baked goods. The wife soon succumbed to the effects of the marijuana brownies and hit the deck in the living room. The husband cop then called 911 to report his predicament...and the hilarity begins.
Keep in mind, the 911 operator is required to try and keep a distressed caller on the line – so she starts to ask all kinds of questions until the rescue squad arrives. At one point during the call, the cop asks the operator the current score of a Detroit Red Wings hockey game. He did this to make sure he "wasn't hallucinating" (or, dead, we presume). The local authorities did not prosecute the officer – they instead allowed him to resign. Perhaps fair enforcement of the law as it applies to everybody would be in order here...
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Killer, yes, but in a different kind of way. It seems a Dearborn, Michigan police officer called 911 in a hazy panic after he and his wife ingested several tasty marijuana brownies that they had baked for themselves. The problem is, he's a police officer, and the marijuana in the brownies was pot that he had illegally confiscated from criminal suspects in the course of performing his sworn duties as a law enforcement officer.
| "I think I'm having an overdose and so is my wife." |
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| "We made brownies and I think we're dead. I really do." |
After baking a batch of fresh brownies with some of that extra spice added, the cop and his wife proceeded to get pretty darn baked themselves by indulging in some of that chocolate gooey goodness conveniently cut into little perfect squares. Time passed, some would say really slowly, and the cop and his wife began to trip on their baked goods. The wife soon succumbed to the effects of the marijuana brownies and hit the deck in the living room. The husband cop then called 911 to report his predicament...and the hilarity begins.
| "No. I'm just...I think we're dying." |
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| "Time is going by really, really, really, really slow." |
Keep in mind, the 911 operator is required to try and keep a distressed caller on the line – so she starts to ask all kinds of questions until the rescue squad arrives. At one point during the call, the cop asks the operator the current score of a Detroit Red Wings hockey game. He did this to make sure he "wasn't hallucinating" (or, dead, we presume). The local authorities did not prosecute the officer – they instead allowed him to resign. Perhaps fair enforcement of the law as it applies to everybody would be in order here...
| "I think we're dead. I really do." |
| (they ate the whole batch, yes they did) |
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