Meet The ShrineMaster At EricHatheway.com

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 The ShrineMaster at EricHatheway.com
 
El Vez Jones
The ShrineMaster

"Contact me for things like visitation hours, special tours and private tours in
advance please. You will be sent GPS coordinates for the Elvis Shrine."
 
eMail: shrinemaster@erichatheway
Visit The Shrine

"Contact me, El Vez Jones, if you would like to donate an Elvis relic
to the Elvis Shrine. We will arrange for the installation and the donuts."

We would like to introduce the new ShrineMaster at EricHatheway.com, El Vez Jones. He arrives here from parts unknown. We're pretty sure he comes from somewhere in South America, given his penchant for wearing colorful and finely crafted Mexican wrestling masks (el mascara). He wears a different wrestling mask to the shrine every day and he never removes his mask. El Vez always arrives at the Shrine dressed sharp in a crisp, clean white linen suit (with pocket square and matching tie). A suit of this nature would appear very wondrous to the many visitors at the Shrine, he says. We tend to agree El Vez!

El Vez arrives at the Shrine early every day to begin preparations for the daily stream of visitors to the Elvis Shrine. He is solely responsible for installing all of the cool donated Elvis relics on the Shrine as well as keeping the many hundreds and hundreds of candles lit within the sanctum of the Elvis Shrine. El Luchador himself, El Vez Jones, has declared that he has yet to be unmasked as a reigning ShrineMaster and that he will remain masked for as long as he is worthy of the position of ShrineMaster at the Elvis Shrine or until Elvis returns. Let's wish Mister El Vez Jones welcome, good luck and a big thank you very much!

Note: All of the melted candle wax at the Elvis Shrine is collected daily and shipped weekly to a wax museum in Orange County, California.
It's just our way of "being green" these days and we all know those people in the O.C. need more fake stuff...


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