Britney: New LAPD Squad Created For Her And Other Celebs?
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As it turns out, Britney Spears’ latest excursion to the psycho ward was a very carefully planned police operation performed with all the precision of a police SWAT Team. The police knew in advance that Britney would have to return to the mental ward eventually, so an official Los Angeles Police Department operation was planned for the former pop star. Britney was even given an official police code name for the whole deal — she was referred to in police communications as “The Package”.
A very elaborate medical motorcade was planned for Britney with an ambulance, police officers on motorcycles, police helicopters, police cars, unmarked police cars and fire department vehicles. The LAPD even had the FAA institute a temporary “no-fly zone” for the former pop star’s procession to the funny farm. A source close to the operation was quoted as saying, “Something like this has been in the works since she was last taken to the hospital.” The source added, “The motorcade and everything was planned, it was already in the works to have them block off road and airspace. It worked perfectly.”
So it would seem that the Los Angeles Police Department, always on the latest edge of law enforcement technology and strategy has formed a new police unit, much like the SWAT Team they already have in place. The LAPD has a real need for a celebrity police unit these days and Britney’s latest meltdowns may have precipitated the formation of this celebrity police unit.
We are just guessing here, but a good guess would be that the name of the new Los Angeles Police Department’s newly formed celebrity unit is the “Celebrity Rescue and Protection” Squad. Now, a quick parsing of that title reveals a cute but very relevant acronym for the new police unit — the CRAP Squad.
The Los Angleles Police Department’s CRAP Squad will probably see lots of action in the future given the nature of celebrity habits and behavior these days. Imagine, if you will, a stretch limo that looks like a LAPD black and white police car. And we’ll get to see it all — remember, the paparazzi and reality show producers are everywhere. Maybe Dr. Drew will get a badge out of this deal and possibly a second season of Celebrity Rehab to handle the impending case overload....
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As it turns out, Britney Spears’ latest excursion to the psycho ward was a very carefully planned police operation performed with all the precision of a police SWAT Team. The police knew in advance that Britney would have to return to the mental ward eventually, so an official Los Angeles Police Department operation was planned for the former pop star. Britney was even given an official police code name for the whole deal — she was referred to in police communications as “The Package”.
A very elaborate medical motorcade was planned for Britney with an ambulance, police officers on motorcycles, police helicopters, police cars, unmarked police cars and fire department vehicles. The LAPD even had the FAA institute a temporary “no-fly zone” for the former pop star’s procession to the funny farm. A source close to the operation was quoted as saying, “Something like this has been in the works since she was last taken to the hospital.” The source added, “The motorcade and everything was planned, it was already in the works to have them block off road and airspace. It worked perfectly.”
So it would seem that the Los Angeles Police Department, always on the latest edge of law enforcement technology and strategy has formed a new police unit, much like the SWAT Team they already have in place. The LAPD has a real need for a celebrity police unit these days and Britney’s latest meltdowns may have precipitated the formation of this celebrity police unit.
We are just guessing here, but a good guess would be that the name of the new Los Angeles Police Department’s newly formed celebrity unit is the “Celebrity Rescue and Protection” Squad. Now, a quick parsing of that title reveals a cute but very relevant acronym for the new police unit — the CRAP Squad.
The Los Angleles Police Department’s CRAP Squad will probably see lots of action in the future given the nature of celebrity habits and behavior these days. Imagine, if you will, a stretch limo that looks like a LAPD black and white police car. And we’ll get to see it all — remember, the paparazzi and reality show producers are everywhere. Maybe Dr. Drew will get a badge out of this deal and possibly a second season of Celebrity Rehab to handle the impending case overload....
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| CRAP Squad Limousine — Gassed Up And Ready For Action | ||
| c>log UPDATE FEB—03—2008 | | |
| | A spokesperson for the former pop star has said that her stay in the psycho ward will be extended two more weeks. (This could be the big vacation...) | |
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