Reality TV: Crap Is Cheap
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Get ready peoples! The entertainment industry, without any guiding scripts or creativity, is about to hurl another load of reality TV crap at you, in your home, on your big-screen, and in your face! If your intelligence is not insulted by all of this then we really can't help you here...............
Here's a little summary of the crap that is about to be dished out:
- American Gladiator (rehashed 1980's crap—better bodies but crap just the same)
- The Biggest Loser (no further comment required)
- Deal Or No Deal (let's just wear this show out since we have nothing else, besides those 20 women need work)
- Celebrity Apprentice (has-been celebrity revival show with a huge dash of Trump's ego and bad hair—give it up)
- 1 vs. 100 (didn't do well the first time—let's try it again since we have nothing else)
- Big Brother (people locked up in a house with a bunch of alcohol—they will probably end up tatooing each other with Bic pens while sniffing Sharpie pens)
- Survivor XXVI etc. (starving, dirty, stinky people eating disgusting food is really out of style—now, making the host starve and eat disgusting bugs—that would be cool to watch)
- Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann (dancers we are guessing—who are they and why should we watch or care?)
- Duel (a trivia based game based on a worn-out genre—the board game is better)
- Wife Swap (give us a break—definitely not a racy as it sounds)
- Super Nanny (give us another break—please)
- Oprah's Big Give (how can just one person care sooo much—stick to your talk show—and your diet)
- American Idol (ahhh, the cash cow of reality TV is worn-out and washed-up not to mention devoid of any talent—keep hitting the sauce Paula)
- The Moment of Truth (a lie-detector show, too bad it can't detect itself)
- Farmer Takes Wife (they are kidding us right—city women want to move to the farm and will compete to do so?)
- America's Prom Queen (please no more débutantes with egos bigger than their fake boobs)
- Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew (ok, this just might be funny enough to watch but we question your judgment Dr. Drew—we thought you were a professional— is this is only way Tom Sizemore can get work these days?)
- Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels (apparently there is no end to the supply of slutty rock groupies willing to do anything to be with this has-been rocker—there is, however, an eventual end to Bret's supply of battered liver cells—watch out Bret that liver may explode!)
- America's Most Smartest Model (ha ha, simply a contradiction in terms—no further comment required)
- Snoop Dogg's Father Hood (awww man, we thought you was cool—not even a huge glass of gin and juice will fix this mistake g)
- The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency (supposedly the first super-model — lookin' a little harsh with all that make-up and fake tan slathered all over you—the camera doesn't love you anymore.....catch on Janice)
- Tila Tequila (we thought this was the end of the reality TV crap before the writer's strike, but will she go for season 2 since season 1 is based on the false premise of her being "bisexual"—yep, all faked just for you, the unsuspecting reality TV viewer—back to the stripper pole for you Tila!)
- Omarosa (don't even think about it...your "15 minutes" were over a long time ago—not even Donald Trump asked you back nor has anybody else cast you in a show—we love to hate you but we love to not see you even more)
- Scott Baio (if you are still single, please keep it to yourself, maybe get a hobby or something dude)
- Danny Bonaduce (you got divorced because of your show, and we don't want any more of you and your steriod, alcohol and narcotic-induced psychotic behavior—poor Gretchen what you put her through—why you are still a commodity Danny is beyond anyone's comprehension)
- The 2 Coreys (maybe you guys should rent your own movies to see why we want no more of you, nnnkay?)
- Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight aka Peter Brady (ok, so you got married as a premise for your reality show—are you going to get divorced as a premise now?—the show must go on right?)
- The Girls Next Door (Holly, Bridget and Kendra—you keep it going you three beautiful girls—we'll put up with that old guy you live with if we have to...)
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(Werd!)
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